you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
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THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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