So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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