I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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