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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  i don't plan on having that self control this summer

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  His pubic hair was longer than his dick

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.

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• (646): View more from New York

  But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.

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• (209): View more from California

  she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.

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• (559): View more from California

  can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET

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• (713): View more from Texas

  If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  you ever just feel like an organ is failing?

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