you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.