I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it was like eating out sand paper
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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