Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
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For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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