i just wanna soil my oats bro
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
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I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.