I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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