dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
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People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
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All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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