so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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