She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
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I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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