I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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