Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
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Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
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Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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