At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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