gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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