But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
You pole danced in your parka.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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