I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
vagina is talking i cant
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize
