Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Randomize
