how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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