Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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