Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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