We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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