I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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