i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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