Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
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I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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