Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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