marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
even my farts smell like vagina
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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