Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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