Christians are straight up FREAKS
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Girls should come with a carfax report
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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