maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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