What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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