im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
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Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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