So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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