Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
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