she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
we're making bets on your personal life
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Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
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She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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