I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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