dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
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College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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