Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
this is an emotional support booty call
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Randomize
