Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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