I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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