I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
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If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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