i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
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It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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