dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
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I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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