M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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