I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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