I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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