I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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