We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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