I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
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so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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