I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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