Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
North Korea, Best Korea!
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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