Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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